Artvoice Cupid

I recently did 5 pairs of faux-profile pictures for Artvoice Magazine. Here they are with their accompanying text. All text is property of Artvoice, and all images are copyright David Saracino.

Canoli Guy
Craigslist
46
Very pretty, heavy Buffalo girl wanted for long term relationship.
Must be big, and love to drink and cook Italian food.
Good morals a must.

With

Italian Shorty

Match.com

38

A short italian (hehe) with more to love.

Favorite Dish: Penne with Vodka sauce

Last read: a Christian book on ethics.