basterds

Here's the Inglorious Basterds piece, but with the trial run of color. I like.

Artvoice Cupid

I recently did 5 pairs of faux-profile pictures for Artvoice Magazine. Here they are with their accompanying text. All text is property of Artvoice, and all images are copyright David Saracino.

BuffDaddy

OK Cupid

19

Hitting the gym regularly and staying body conscious is a must.

In fact, one day I'm gonna push the adrenaline threshold:

Bungee jumping, Sky diving, Mountain climbing etc...

Just looking for someone to run on the treadmill of my life,

nothing serious. I work hard and play even harder.

with

JoggingSuit

Craigslist

20

If you own sweatpants... I like to run and do crunches.

I'm looking for a guy who wants to workout and

shower...perhaps together, after a good run on the treadmill.

Is that you?

I'm not interested in a relationship, but would like

a workout with benefits. Please put your favorite workout

in the subject line so I know you are real.

Artvoice Cupid

I recently did 5 pairs of faux-profile pictures for Artvoice Magazine. Here they are with their accompanying text. All text is property of Artvoice, and all images are copyright David Saracino.

A++
OK Cupid
27/M
I'm a family-oriented school librarian
who loves to jog, read and travel. I'm
Looking for my missing puzzle piece.
I'm just hoping to find someone with whom
I can spend time, get to know, and build a
relationship. I will treat a man right.
with

Book Party
Craigslist
24/M
I've been told that I'm handsome, sweet and funny.
I have a great personality. I'm not perfect but I'm
far better...I'm real. I like to read, catch up with my
friends, and go to upscale restaurants. I like to have
sex (only in a long term relationship).
I value chivalryand thoughtfulness.
What more can a guy want?

Artvoice Cupid

I recently did 5 pairs of faux-profile pictures for Artvoice Magazine. Here they are with their accompanying text. All text is property of Artvoice, and all images are copyright David Saracino.

Salt N Pepper

Artvoice Classified

Mid 40s

MALE, handsome, trustworthy, honest, mid 40's,

seeking single female who takes care of herself

and likes to spend her time relaxing.

Permit yourself to call.

with

Neat N Tidy

Match.com

36 years old

I don’t party and I don’t do the bar scene.

I’d prefer to go to dinner or just relax at home

with a few of my close friends.

I like to be well dressed and am a neat person.

I love to sing (but I don’t have a good voice)

and dance at weddings.

Artvoice Cupid

I recently did 5 pairs of faux-profile pictures for Artvoice Magazine. Here they are with their accompanying text. All text is property of Artvoice, and all images are copyright David Saracino.

OnTheEdge

OK Cupid

25 years-old

Oh please I live on the edge....no but seriously. I really just think about life in general and what is the next step in my life. hahaha work. Saturdays are my party nights, which may involve the bar, house party, or even a laid back night at home with a cold Molson and a good Zorro movie.

with

SwashbucklingGal

Craigslist

22 years-old
So, all I know is Im looking for a partner in crime,

a curious, outgoing swashbuckler.

An intelligent individual who used to let life take charge

and maybe needs the same push,

same refreshing wake up call, to look

at the world the way they used to.

Would love to drink a Labatt

and watch Anchorman with a cute dude.

Artvoice Cupid

I recently did 5 pairs of faux-profile pictures for Artvoice Magazine. Here they are with their accompanying text. All text is property of Artvoice, and all images are copyright David Saracino.

Canoli Guy
Craigslist
46
Very pretty, heavy Buffalo girl wanted for long term relationship.
Must be big, and love to drink and cook Italian food.
Good morals a must.

With

Italian Shorty

Match.com

38

A short italian (hehe) with more to love.

Favorite Dish: Penne with Vodka sauce

Last read: a Christian book on ethics.